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Police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year 
old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia after 
becoming pregnant by one of her clients... 
She is now being held on a $250,000 bond. According to a statement made 
to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem 
Attention while being bathed. (This is where you science majors come in 
and please explain how this is possible by commenting below.) 
While she was alone with the dead man, Marmaduke straddled him and 
proceeded to Be Intimate with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged 
victim came to heavenly feeling after several minutes. 
While receiving a routine medical exam a few weeks later, Marmaduke had a
 positive pregnancy test. Police were immediately notified after she 
confessed as to how her pregnancy came about. She was arrested without incident in her trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary. 
What makes this whole situation worse is that Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support. 
Lord have mercy on this poor woman’s soul and her unborn child. How are 
you going to even explain to your child how he/she was created? I just 
can’t get over the fact that a dead man could still have erections. What do you guys think can this really happen.

Xclusive: Woman Gets Pregnant After Intimate With Dead Man

Police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia ...